Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 1, 2024

Sizing Up

When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be

"why you staring at her thighs?"

"just sizing up"

-hunnidmoji

by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021

subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches

"Yo, my dick be subway sized"

by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016

Fanta-size

To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.

Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.

"Jackie is fun sized"

by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024

Plus-size

Social media slang for being obese. Often used in anti-fatphobic media as a way of politely calling someone obese.

Girl: don't get mad at me for getting a free extra seat. I deserve accomodations for being plus-size.
Guy: girl, you're just obese. You gotta pay for that extra seat.

by Gretelismycat March 27, 2025