Simon Clan

A group of gentlemen who attend the same highschool as a tightly knit group of friends. No one enters, no one leaves. Strict rules regarding who can join are essential to Simon Clan. Simon Clan consists of 3 power groups. Starting from greatest to lowest is Alpha, Demo, then Beta. There can only be 3 Alphas in Simon Clan. The most important quality of Simon Clan is the brotherly love. Every member of Simon Clan, Beta or Alpha, has each others back no matter what. And that is what makes Simon Clan beautiful.

Commonly referred to as, "The Boys"

"What the heck is Simon Clan"
"You wouldn't understand"

by ryanverycool December 10, 2019

Simon

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020

Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker

What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.

by Barry August 10, 2004

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008

simonitsch

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonuk August 3, 2007