pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022

shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.

I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release

by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Vibe Shock

When you are in a certain setting and something with a very opposite vibe comes in. It can be a good or bad vibe.

Let’s say you’re in a dark dramatic setting like a grungy abandoned mall. Then you lay down and look up at the outside glass dome and you see the bright and beautiful sky above you. That’s the vibe shock and the change of vibe catches you off guard.

Or

When you’re out with friends and that one mean bitch who came because a friend invited him over and they just ruin the whole vibe unannounced.

by Dadadadadadapoushettabidch March 24, 2022

Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013