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Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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hypotriogentical shock

Going into a paralytic shock from not having enough Mc Donalds

Usually occurs in obese people
Andrew has not had enough maccas today, he went into hypotrigenic or hypotriogentical shock.
by Sexycorysmacker June 19, 2023
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After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011
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Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
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butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.
I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.
by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010
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Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.
Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.
by ShinKC January 30, 2022
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Bam Shock Dodge

When you dodge a shock in Mariokart. Made famous by TWD98
by It's bitch day bitch September 10, 2020
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