secret song

A hidden track on the CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits" It is song by Homestar Runner. The lyrics are as follows:
Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

{spoken}
Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}
Wait...
{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}
Good enough.

Robert: Did you hear Secret Song?
Jimmy: Why yes, I did listen to the final track of Strong Bad Sings and listen to 6 minutes and 20 seconds into the song.

by Dinnerdinnerdinner April 22, 2007

secretly fat

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.

by Mike Bada January 10, 2009

secret-fat

When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."

by the Dilley January 24, 2009

Secret Nudist

Someone who likes to walk aroud without his/her clothes on when they are alone, usually in their house.

When her parents werent home, Jim would take off his clothes and walk around being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 18, 2010

The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.

While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.

by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011

Boobie-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.

Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!

by SLYX August 21, 2009

Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.

Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.

by MathPlus January 6, 2019