The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008

Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

Salt & Pepper-Daddy

An elderly man - usually lacking style and charisma - who either receives sexual favours, the promise of sexual favours or adulation from a younger person (usually female) in return for very little; boiled sweets, cigarettes, a lift to the shops etc.

See also ‘Salt & Pepper-Mama’.

Person 1: "Hey check it, I totally hooked up with this wicked sugar-daddy and he gave me this diamond necklace and a bag full of coke".
Person 2: "Damn I put out twice last week and all I got was two cigarettes, half a bottle of portello and a freddo frog. I think I got me a salt & pepper-daddy".

by Markel Markelson January 27, 2009

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

Salt Life

Always at the beach; Stay at the beach;

Chase: Hey bro, where should we meet up at?
Logan: What kind of question is that? You know where I stay at.
Chase: Oh yeah, the beach.
Logan: Salt Life!

by LarryTheBerry April 6, 2012

Salt Life

Being passionate about the Ocean and utilizing it in your life. Whether it be via boating, surfing, diving, fishing or just being a beach bum. Salt Life is a company that sells apparel, jewelry, stickers and etc, so "Salt Lifers" can show their pride.

I've been bumming around the beach a lot lately. Really living the Salt Life.

Susie moved to Florida and is really into the environment now. She goes to the public beaches and cleans up trash. She wants to keep it clean so she can enjoy her new salt life.

by Lobodomyeyes May 30, 2010

Salt Shaker

hatin' hoes who be all in your grill that smile in your face and they smile ain't real

While I be minding my bizz, she over there saltshaking on my game.

by Nika T October 29, 2003