Russian spitfire

The act of making love to the stoma (hole) of a person who has gotten a tracheotomy. In order to be considered a Russian spitfire, you must be upside down while taking this love hole to pound town and simultaneously penetrating lung, slapping balls to chin, and getting your salad tossed.

After she took a drag off her cigarette, she said "I want you to fuck my breather pipe." I said "baby, I'm gonna give you the best Russian spitfire that you've ever had!"

by Manimal33 June 18, 2013

Russian farewell

An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.

"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."

by coolstorybro13 August 25, 2013

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 18, 2014

russian avalanche

When a guy cums on a girls face, and then pushes her down the stairs.

Doctor: Now Miss Snow, how did you break your wrist?
Girl: I got caught in a Russian Avalanche!

by when_i_am_home_alone_i_like_to December 29, 2014

russian crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.

I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Lady

A nickname for funny and amusing girls

man, she's so funny, she must be a russian lady

by lady mamun December 11, 2016

russian firefuck

To coat a mans dick in gasoline, and proceed to light it on fire during sex.

Jake Russian firefucked Misha last night so hard she had to go to the hospital.

by Russian firefucker December 24, 2016