atheist religion

It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.

theist and atheist from the atheist religion

theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...

by oscrmyrdooshbag November 5, 2011

Religious baboon

This is when you have a one night stand with someone and his/her pray for forgiveness for what they did.

"Woman will you stop crying you sound like a religious baboon".

by Byron and nick June 29, 2009

religion

there are alot of fucking atheists here which is a real problem. Anyway the definition of religion is a set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader,
eg. Jesus. Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the Christ.

There are many other religions in society that have values and attitudes. main religions of the world are:
Christian (Roman, Protestant and Eastern Orthodox)
Muslim (sunni and Shiah)
Hindu
Buddhist (Lamaist and Southern)

The percentage of Religions around the world are:
Christian 33.0%
Muslim 19.6%
Hindu 12.8%
Buddhist 6.0%
Isolated and Indigenous religions 12.0%
Other 15.6%

by CrnaStrela September 5, 2005

Religion

a group or person who have/has a minumum of 2000 followers. So to begin with, Christianity was a load of bollocks.

in my religion, all shirts shall be untucked.

by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003

True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange July 13, 2009

Religion

What we thought before we discovered what mental illness is.

Person 1 - A bush talked to me.
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.

You stupid fucking cunts.

Religion

by Deadwill54 September 16, 2012

Religion

The result of one massive game of broken telephone.

"Religion is the very face of weakness."

by Misfate December 12, 2009