Puppeting

To use a dead animal (usually a small one) as a condom.

Bro 1: YO CAN I START PUPPETING YOU?
Bro 2: YES BRO! GET THAT DEAD SQUIRREL!

by PleaseForgiveMeLord August 6, 2025

Puppetted

when someone gives you a roofie and a viagra then picks you up from behind while you are unconscious, and proceeds to use you to fuck someone else.

oh hey john, what did you and doe do tonight? We had a threesome. How did you go? It went well from what I heard, I got puppetted for the first time last night, I don’t remember tho!

by odolfhitl3r August 10, 2025

Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.

Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.

by 21JY August 27, 2025

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

entertainment puppet

some who use you for there own entertainment only when they bored

female: hey i’m bored
guy: you only text me when your bored im not your entertainment puppet

by 6addictions February 27, 2025

skin the puppet

masturbate

"I'm gonna go skin the puppet."
"Nice. I can draw fish anywhere."

by lecroft March 4, 2025

Puppet Show

Basically the current US administration.
Donald Trump: Owner and co-manager
Elon Musk: Co-Manager
J.D. Vance: Puppeteer
The cabinet: Extra puppeteers

What is the largest puppet show? The current US administration is.

by jadenthemoose2 March 9, 2025