Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.

Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"

by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

Punch The Baby

Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby

Example No.1

A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.

The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"

Example No.2

A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"

Example No.3

"Are you trying to punch the baby?"

by Unsteadycarrot And 2BC November 3, 2007

Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010

chin punch

When a girl's chin hits the sack as she's giving a blowjob.

Last night my girlfriend was giving me head and she chin punched me so hard I blacked out.

by magnificentmartha June 15, 2010

Bomb-punch

Misuse of explosive weapons in any video game by intentionally standing too close to the target when using and/or detonating said explosives. The resulting explosion is usually equally damaging to both the player and his or her target, but any player willing to take this risk generally doesn't mind the consequences.

blackNOS92: I just bought a rocket launcher for my character.
bluen3b03: Sweet, now you can Bomb-punch people!
blackNOS92: I kno!

by N3B November 18, 2005