Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.

I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!

by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015

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Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

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A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
...
...

by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018

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British Prison

Australia

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison

by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020

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Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020

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