Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

POMATO

A combination of the word potato and tomato, often used as a ship name fof the cutest couple to roam the earth

A Tomato: Hey lets date

A Potato: Okey what should our ship name be?
..silence..
Both: OMG POMATO

by Elena the Potato July 16, 2018

pooma

Also known as puma. See puma

That's a nasty looking pooma.

by seed March 11, 2004

promaculiadoit

Promaculiadoit(PRO-MA-CUE-LE-A-DOIT) -
the lowest possible level of dumb and insignificant. see alsoidiot, moron, ignoramus, nimrod.

You stupid little promaculiadoit, you wasted half a second of my time.

by paul ishak September 3, 2005

premature withdrawal

the act of pulling the penis out of the vagina before ejaculation begins so as to prevent pregnancy.

He has adopted premature withdrawal as a means of safe sex.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008