Proctosaurus

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.

Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.

by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012

Procrastifficient

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013

Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

ProChuga

He's the sexiest and most loved man on the planet. He enjoys walks on the beach and yelling at little kids on Xbox. He is extremely talented in the arts of messing up facts about cars, he likes Mountain Dew and donuts. He is the definition of a republican, but can also be confused for a racist. His friends always doubt his motives, but they'll see when he's not as successful as them.

That man, he is, ProChuga, you can tell by how much he gets facts wrong.

by I am, Prochuga April 29, 2013

Proclaimers limit

The maximum workable distance for a long distance relationship. It is 1000 miles as specified in the Proclaimers song I'm Gonna Be which is the maximum distance one would walk to be with their lady.

Dude 1: I've been in a relationship with this girl but she's in New York and I'm in LA, it's really hard.
Dude 2: Yeah, that's a lot more than Proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, I'm sorry bro.
Dude 1: wha?

Dude 2: Proclaimers limit it's how far you'd walk to fall down at her door, it's 1000 miles...
Dude 1: oh man! I wish I knew, I guess it's time to move on...

by A. Hacker May 11, 2013

procunier

A very rare disease in Saudi Arabia where the left leg doubles in size every 5 years until the infected leg is so large the diseased is no longer able to move and dies.

"Hey, what did the doctor say?" "I- I've got Procunier..." "Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that."

by DrHorrible October 26, 2013

procrestineating

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.

Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!

by Hithereyou November 3, 2013