He's the sexiest and most loved man on the planet. He enjoys walks on the beach and yelling at little kids on Xbox. He is extremely talented in the arts of messing up facts about cars, he likes Mountain Dew and donuts. He is the definition of a republican, but can also be confused for a racist. His friends always doubt his motives, but they'll see when he's not as successful as them.
by I am, Prochuga April 29, 2013