"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."
"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010
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It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.
It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.
My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.
My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.
My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.
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When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.
by tina45 February 14, 2008
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by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
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