That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
Get the plastic lawn ornament daymug. by so called plastic fan March 6, 2022
Get the plastic fanmug. A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
Get the Plastic Patriotmug. An organisation that is a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the one and only Regina George, who encourages her followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.
Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the plastics.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.
by why are russian girls so cute November 5, 2025
Get the the plasticsmug. When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
Get the Plastic Shufflemug. A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.
There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.
There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.
by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024
Get the Plastic Minemug. Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
Get the Plastic Boyfriendmug.