professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

pickitup

A repeated word used in mostly ska lyrics.

I am a romeo
Am a romeo
With no place to go
hey hey hey hey hey hey pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup
pickitup hey
hey
hey hey hey hey

by Sarah Raymore April 15, 2005

pick 'em up truck

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence

Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!

by BossMan94 July 26, 2011

pick ups

Fresh pair of sneakers you just bought or arrived though mail (FedEx, UPS, etc.)

My fresh pick ups just arrived in the mail today. The Jordan IX's.

by Jayko "Sneakrhead" Escolastico February 21, 2011

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

Pickering

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.

Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."

by Chapstick99 March 1, 2010

Picket Fence

Really bad orthodonture (crooked teeth).

synononyms: British teeth, Mouth of Horrors.

She was a babe until she opened her mouth and showed me her picket fence.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006