Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
Get the Cracked phonemug. The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
Get the Buxton's Phonemug. When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling
by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019
Get the phone ppmug. A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
Get the booty phonemug. its gone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
Get the michaels phonemug. The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.
I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.
by Synon July 12, 2011
Get the Phone sweatmug. oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
by Who was phone February 26, 2022
Get the Who was phone?mug.