Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

Jack and Phil

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!

Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana

Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

Phil

A guy larger than life, usually a 3xl. Cares more about helping others than even buying new shirts or regularly cleaning dog hair out of his van. Always has a new joke to tell and if you’re lucky, you can maybe even hear him giggle.

Hey is that Phil Carney over there?!? Man that guy can ball at the mall like Chris Paul!!!

by Memphis10legend February 22, 2022

Phil

Has a ridiculously small todger. Only pulls Spanish birds and will Probaly beat you in a fight

I want to be a big strong phil one day daddy

by Rigid May 20, 2022

Phil

A guy with a great personality, has a long cock, makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants a lil, can get annoying at times, but is the loyalist guy you will ever meet,he is a guy who will always be there for you no matter what happens.

“Is that Phil over there damn he look good today, do you see his dick print girl it so big”

by Eralest November 24, 2018

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

phil

that one fucking glarious child

phil

by Okieiguess November 28, 2022