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Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Panic At The Disco

A band that used to be amazing, and was actually my favorite band, until they turned into pot smoking, sellouts.
Person 1: You wanna go to the Panic At The Disco show tonight?

Person 2: Pshh, maybe if they didn't do as much coke.
by Aust!n. July 17, 2009
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Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee
by SRL September 26, 2004
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Panic! At The Disco

Stupid, pathetic, wannabe disco band. Seriously, they should give up.
Fan: Have you heard of Panic! At The Disco?
Me: Yes I have and now I want to die.
by boneriffic March 17, 2008
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panic at the disco

A fake band who were previously a boy band that switched to a pop punk band because of the changing style of the century. In other words, posers who change their music to get money and be "in". Another mistake like the one Green Day made.
Tom: Did you see Panic at the Disco last night? They were great.
Jerome: Yeah right, those guys are posers who only want your money and not in it for the music.
by CHANCHANCHANCHANCHAN January 1, 2009
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panicer

A delicious Italian sandwich, with grilled bread and tasty meats that you would grab to enjoy a nice sunny day outside.
'Hey Vadim, I am starving. Let's grab a couple panicers and head over to the park to make fun of the Americans those wankers'
by database czar October 21, 2011
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Paniced

Being in a state of ultimate and sudden stress
"Surprised by the surprise exam, Arianna paniced."
by thesneakywraith February 26, 2021
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