Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasocial

A word you use when your ashamed that your husband replaced his original classy, talented, smoking hot, eastern European forbidden fruit fiance with your pasty-ass, backroom casting couch, dirty pirate hooker ass.

Amberly tried to cover up Austin’s scumbaggery by using the term, “parasocial”.

by Jetsfan4321 February 1, 2025

Parascience

Parascience refers to systems of inquiry that exist alongside established science but operate outside its formal methodologies, verification standards, or institutional frameworks. Unlike pseudoscience, parascience does not necessarily reject scientific reasoning; instead, it explores speculative, emerging, or currently untestable ideas such as higher dimensions, consciousness fields, or extraphysical phenomena. Parascience often serves as a conceptual testing ground where ideas are developed before becoming scientifically formalized—or dismissed. It occupies a gray zone between science, philosophy, and metaphysics, frequently criticized for lack of rigor but valued for imaginative hypothesis generation.

Parascience — Example

A group of researchers studies consciousness as a field-like phenomenon that interacts weakly with physical matter. Their models borrow from physics and neuroscience but lack direct experimental validation. While not accepted by mainstream science, the work is internally consistent and mathematically framed, placing it in parascience rather than pseudoscience.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Parascience Theory

A body of knowledge that exists alongside or parallel to mainstream science, using some of its language and methods but operating with fundamentally different, often looser, epistemic rules. It addresses similar questions (consciousness, anomalous phenomena) but accepts anecdote, personal revelation, or untestable axioms as valid evidence. It's a neighboring kingdom with a similar-looking but distinct constitution.

Example: "The study of crystal healing as a vibrational medicine is a Parascience Theory. It uses science-y terms ("frequency," "resonance") and may cite poorly controlled studies, but its core premise—that quartz can channel healing energy—is not falsifiable within the standard scientific framework. It's a parallel track of explanation."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Parascientific Paradigms

The grand, overarching theoretical frameworks within parasciences that are unfalsifiable by design. Like Thomas Kuhn's scientific paradigms, they dictate what questions are valid and what counts as evidence, but they are immune to revolution by empirical anomaly because anomalies are defined away as part of a conspiracy or as "not yet understood" within the paradigm.

Parascientific Paradigms Example: The "Ancient Astronaut" paradigm. Any archaeological mystery is evidence for the theory (aliens built the pyramids). The absence of evidence is also evidence (the cover-up). Any scientific debunking is framed as close-mindedness. This parascientific paradigm is a totalizing belief system that consumes all data, positive or negative, as fuel.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Parascientific Method

A rigid, ritualized procedure that copies the steps of the scientific method (hypothesis, observation, conclusion) while corrupting its spirit. The "experiments" are designed to confirm, not test; data is cherry-picked; and contradictory results are explained away by ad hoc excuses. It's a cargo-cult version of research.

Example: A "study" by a supplement company that "proves" their pill boosts IQ. They use a small, self-selected group, vague metrics, and no control, but present it with p-values and a "Materials & Methods" section. They've followed the parascientific method: the form of science as a marketing ritual.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Parasciences

The specific, institutionalized fields that emerge from parascientific activity. These are organized bodies of "knowledge" with their own journals (often pay-to-publish), academic departments (in unaccredited institutions), and credentialing systems, creating a closed, self-referential ecosystem that looks scholarly from a distance but is untethered from the scientific mainstream.

Example: The field of "Creation Science" or "Intelligent Design." It has its own PhDs, peer-reviewed journals (Answers Research Journal), and textbooks. These parasciences create a parallel universe of credibility for their adherents, mirroring the structure of academia to launcher a fundamentally non-scientific worldview.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026