Chill & Packing

Southern California slang for “fucking up your career asap”

The vice principal was chill & packing after the Grindr leaks

by MrBavis May 24, 2023

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.

Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.

by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011

planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.

Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.

by fnzzz November 26, 2011

Parking

The strip of grass between the street and sidewalk, not owned by the property owner. I believe the usage of this word is limited to large cities in the Midwest.

I mow the parking and edge it like it is mine.

by Alan Brennaman June 17, 2007

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb December 15, 2008