Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).

Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"

by Mathguy July 7, 2012

pregmental

crazy, angry, grumpy pregnant lady

-did you hear that teacher is pregnant?
-OMG that explains why she's been so pregmental

by bootysmacka December 12, 2013

pregxting

Pregxting is when a pregnant woman text a picture of her belly to make the person she is texting it to uncomfortable.

Meagan stop pregxting David!

by myar January 3, 2015

pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped

stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!

by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015

pregame poontang

Relieving stress before your big game.

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!

by Styke August 9, 2015

Pregmatic

A woman who is constantly knocked up.

Dude dont get with that chick shes pregmatic. Knocked up pregnant

by Lizzieboardin October 21, 2016

Pregret

When you know you will regret something before you do it.

I am really pregreting eating this third burger. I mean, I'll still eat it, but...

by BrickfaceKilla December 12, 2016