poser coupe

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.

Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues

by Orbindo June 21, 2010

Poser

Someone who pretends to be something they know they are not.

"i know this poser who thinks he is metal but he is really just a scene kid, his name is Matt Flores"

by THALLI May 19, 2010

poseebs

An abbreviated, through almost elongated version of possibly.

Dougie-Fresh: We goin' to JP's for dinner?
Scott-Tastic: It's def poseebs.

by scotty2hotty_obv December 14, 2010

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

by Flybywire_E2C December 8, 2011

Poser Buster

Somone you bust's and exposes posers of Celebs on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter ect...

OfficalPoserBuster on YouTube is the best and most popular of poser busters on the internet

by ThePoserBuster August 24, 2011

poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.

My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .

by dudecat June 18, 2014