Planters

Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.

by DLG June 29, 2003

Gay Plant

"Gay Plant" also known as "Sage" is a raging homosexual. A common nickname for a "Gay Plant" is "Sage". Sage stands for: Stupid, Angry, Gay, Egg. The "GayPlant" nickname originated from the Sage's name being a plant. Therefore she is gay plant who runs a farm

Joe: Im gonna kill all the queers including Gay Plant!!!!!😡😡😡
Me: NOOOO!!!1!1!1!1! Leave my fruit cake alone!1!1!!1!1 👿👿👿👿
Joe: OmG I'm so sorry😞😞😟😟😟😢😢😢😭😭😭😣😣😣

by LeavingTheAdhdFandom July 3, 2022

Egg plant emoji

Anal probe

That egg plant emoji is an anal probe

by Big momma 1900 February 10, 2018

face plant

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!

by TickTock69 May 2, 2005

Watering The Plants

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008

phontograph

Noun.

Phontograph (plural, phontographs)

1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone.

See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

by coxy November 25, 2004

plant nipples

Extremely large, gross, infected nipples on a body of a teenager.

My fat friend has plant nipples right now because of puberty.

by ben the ram October 7, 2010