twunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

cox

1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities.
2. A popular surname

1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.

by Coxy March 09, 2007

phontos

Noun.

phonto (plural: phontos)

1. A phontograph.

'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'

by coxy November 25, 2004

phontograph

Noun.

Phontograph (plural, phontographs)

1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone.

See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

by coxy November 25, 2004

twankunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.

"He's a right twankunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

by Coxy November 29, 2004

Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.

man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition

by Coxy January 12, 2005