A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!
Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:
Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!
...Now let’s see them used in situ:
I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!
...Now let’s see them used in situ:
I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
by WackyWizard June 27, 2011
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by slag tits October 18, 2008
Get the josh potter mug.one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.
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Get the harry potter freak mug.A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.
Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.
E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire
*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*
Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.
E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire
*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*
Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward
*mr Psst falls over*
Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
*mr Psst falls over*
Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
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After she drained me and I went to pull cock from mouth, I left a nice little plitter snack for her to find later.
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Get the Plitter mug.Verb. When film studios produce two films from the last book of a franchise to milk every last possible dollar out of it. Named for the Harry Potter films, which was the first franchise to have the final book split into two movies.
Boyfriend: So I should expect to sit through four Twilight movies, because there are four books, right?
Girlfriend: No, Summit Entertainment is pottering the last book. Its going to be two movies, instead of one.
Boyfriend: FIVE TWILIGHT FILMS?!
Girlfriend: Yeah! Isn't it great?!
Boyfriend: Dammit!
Girlfriend: No, Summit Entertainment is pottering the last book. Its going to be two movies, instead of one.
Boyfriend: FIVE TWILIGHT FILMS?!
Girlfriend: Yeah! Isn't it great?!
Boyfriend: Dammit!
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