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penis

omg look at that guy penis😂
that guy has a small penis
by Morgang April 11, 2020
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Penis

A pillar of veins, cloaked in skin.
Look at my meat sword/penis/death sparkle.
by AliceInWonderland666 April 20, 2014
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penis

by gorillagripcoochie June 27, 2020
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Penis

A area sometimes reffered to as a ballsack and or balls the penis is not the balls or ballsack it is the part overtop of your balls and biologicly identified as testicles or testes the penis is a multiusable body part capable of being in a state of erect or boner where the penis will face up and will make it hard to urinate also used fpr sex where a penis will release a fluid called semen this fluid can be released by tugging the penis up and down and can be inserted into the Vegina to make such fluid.
by The definition meme man June 9, 2018
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penis

A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.
"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~
by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006
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Penis

Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!
by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005
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penis

by me August 12, 2003
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