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dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.
That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.
by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014
mugGet the dick toiletmug.

toilet friendly

a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.
"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."
by Bookem Danno October 23, 2011
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Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Banditmug.

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.
Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.
by Stompy5 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Toilet milkshakemug.

Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
mugGet the Tucker Toiletmug.

pussy toilet

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh
by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022
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Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
mugGet the Toilet gamesmug.

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