Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

to hit the roof

When you feel very angry about something or someone

You make me feel like I'm going to hit the roof!

by Barbi December 6, 2016

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

Butt hit

Another word for anal, sometimes very hard. Being butt hit can be used with anything like a sex toy or with a human/animal penis. When you're a virgin but want to butt hit.

Miley: Hey Karina, did you get butt hit?
Karina: "What does Butt hit mean
Miley: Anal
Karina: "Not tonight, I don't know if I'm prepared to..."

by Skyhighjams February 1, 2020