Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

Nick Offerman

The alpha male actor known for playing Ron Swanson on parks and recreation.

Nick Offerman: I used to play Ron Swanson.

by The names were taken November 29, 2020

Renee offerhaus

A very sweet and nice indepentent woman if you have a Renee in your life be carefull to not lose her because she is very special and will allway and allways be your friend and be loyal to you. She gives off gay vibes in a good way like bi pan or lesbian. She loves the screen and chatting with her friends makes her super happy but it your naaty to her she will get redy to end you in the night… btw dose not like ppl called Finn i know you..

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by BeeBoiTubbo March 28, 2022

Odd Offering

When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.

My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.

by Hash-money February 18, 2023

Fuck offery

The amount someone fucks off

The amount of fuck offery around here is massive

by JDH121 December 18, 2023

Dorn Offering

An interior design technique where one chair at a gathering is intentionally angled out or away.

"For the model home viewing tonight, I am going to present the kitchen table in a dorn offering arrangement."

by thewayout February 4, 2026