Abigail Oats

Beautiful and nice

Abigail Oats is a Kind person

by #Your Dad May 25, 2022

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Hauling Oats

Another way to say hauling ass, normally for people too afraid to swear in front of their parents.

Man, as soon as I walked in the classroom, all the girls were hauling oats to the bathroom. Must have been the way I smell.

by WumboManDLX July 16, 2022

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025

Ultra Oath

In addition to being put under oath, the testifier is hooked up to a lie detector test, and a big Black guy is waiting to smack the shit out of them every time they lie.

Since perjury has become extremely common and totally unpunished, we need an ultra oath to ensure these pieces of dog shit tell the truth or face immediate punishment if they don't.

by Publius0987 March 14, 2026

overnight oats

A shit you take immediately after waking up

Dude, your overnight oats stunk this morning.

by RowdyQuaker August 17, 2025