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Do a Number

To unleash a beating on an individual or group.
He was infuriating me, I lost the plot and decided to do a number on him
by PAPAWINDY November 14, 2013
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Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
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Door Number 2

Basically, the same thing as the poop chute, butthole, anus, or whatever flavor-of-the-week saying you have where you excrete feces.
Dude, that chick definitely wanted me to put it in door number 2.
by J. Saynt April 15, 2009
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faux number

giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)
C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?

Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.

Both: LOL
by gitty76 October 2, 2007
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Nigger Number

When the daily lottery number comes out 222 or 444 or 888. Something simple because they just cant think of anything.

The biggest bookie payout day in the "boogie down BX" and Brooklyn.
Tonight's winning numbers in the New York State lotto are 4, 4, and 4.

It's a nigger number day ladies and gentleman.
by doosh loroosh July 27, 2010
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old number 7

Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label.
"And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn."
-"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers
by Andy Hall March 27, 2005
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