word nerd

1. A cool person who spends way too much time reading definitions off of urbandictionary.com

2. A total GEEK who passes time by insightfully expanding his.her vocabulary by frequenting dictionary.com

GIRL 1: EW! Why is that boy browsing dictionary.com?

GIRL 2: That's Steven, he's a total word nerd.

by sanitywasntthatgreatanyway May 6, 2005

Nerd

A person discriminated for having half a brain by stupid fashion-following kids who can hardly string two words together

Townie: You iz so dumb, you iz such a nerd
Nerd: Dumb? At least I know how to talk properly

by DeaD PersoN October 15, 2006

Alpha Nerd

A person who has the traits of a nerd (meaning knowing lots of nerdy things and acting nerdy about nerdy topics) but seemingly lacks the social rejection stereo-typically associated with nerds and is able to somewhat positively interact with and become involved in non-nerd beings and culture.

Since he was an alpha nerd, Thomas was able to transition from a Pokemon conversation with Liam to casually discussing the previous night's homework with Chloe.

by Thomcat J. G. Bates November 26, 2013

NEDs

The Scottish government's attempt at growing a totally loyal army of luminous teenagers who self - destruct after 20 years of illegal substances / women. Speak in own dialect derived from shetland, but with made - up swearwords.

Oh nut ya bam! Dinnae call me a NED or I'll pap ye and brick yer ma!

by Jamie Soar the Geek October 7, 2003

nerd

There are a number of criteria that can define a nerd. For example,
1: An IQ value greater than your weight, or greater than 130
2: Obsessive-compulsive hobbies, such as collecting things
3: Spending more than 70% of your free time on your computer
4: Graduating high school with a math level of calculus or higher

Juliana, with her 138 IQ and collection of elephants, is a nerd~

by Floppie December 20, 2006

nerd fucker

Some one who dated a nerd in high school typically at the cost of popularity. Now most likely has a good amount of cash due to dating someone smart regardless on if the posses any real skill at all

Man that girl know what when was doing when she became a nerd fucker. The nerd got her to the top and she did not have to do a damn thing.

by Last king of Zion January 22, 2010

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003