Delicious Sleep

The period of sleep in the morning when you are not quite awake and not quite still asleep; the time when you enjoy sleep the most because you are conscious enough to enjoy it.

While hitting my snooze alarm every ten minutes, I enjoyed a nice 30 minute period of delicious sleep.

by C_E_B March 12, 2010

crack-sleep

When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.

I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!

by :jorG September 25, 2009

After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

by MultiChampion March 17, 2010

Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.

'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'

by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009

Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.

"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."

by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011