muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.
oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer
by big rodge December 18, 2010
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muff slave

Unlike the normal lesbian give and take during cunnilingus, the muff slave is a female who just gives oral pleasure to her female companion and does not or will not recieve it. Often this is due to an inferiority complex of some sort or for fear that having a woman go down on her will make her realize she is a true lesbian and not just experimenting. FYI, this term also applies to men who constantly eat pussy but refuses to get a BJ in return or even seek to have the experience culminate in full on intercourse.
My partner Victoria is such a muff slave, she never lets me eat her out.

Jim is the biggest muff slave alive, he eats every pussy in front of him, but never gets any ass in return.
by KCruel February 26, 2007
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Muff Bandit

a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.
by rustyhunch April 26, 2010
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muff trimmer

one who trims a girls muff
that muff trimmer was a good job on me
by muff man November 04, 2003
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Muff Pearl

a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.
I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!
by Flat Rate August 15, 2011
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muff banter

That guy was an expert muff banterer.
by fatface August 06, 2006
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Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.
you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.
by elle088 October 14, 2010
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