fuck shit bitch motherfucker

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.

A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.

by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023

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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

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Motherfucker

One who fucks or shoves his penis in a mothers pussy.

Motherfucker! Why are you fucking my mom?!

by Some expert on names April 20, 2018

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Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020

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Motherfucker

You.

Fuck u u motherfucker

by anonymous April 1, 2021

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ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 7, 2018

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