mormons

lets clarify some things 4 those who know nothing
1)mormons don't pracice polygthamy
2)church is true
3)we do not believe we will become gods
4)we are christians for we believe in christ
5)we pay tithing by choice we aren't forced
6) we don't have to pay are leaders
7)family decides on the number of kids nothing to do with the church
there is much more but i'll leave it at that for now

If people believe their church is so true then they shouldn't be so defensive with the mormons church

by boomer March 14, 2007

mormons

Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.

Screw you, stop hating mormons you have no idea what were all about.

by Pissed off Mormon July 23, 2008

mongon

It`s a cross between a mong and a moron.

He`s a rite mongon him ain`t he?!!!

by Heva May 5, 2006

mormon

Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....

Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!

by mormonrocks February 9, 2010

Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormony

Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious

Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff

by Karen Macias March 29, 2008

Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018