a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
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"How was that blind date last night?"
"Terrible. Total Minneapolis. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
"Terrible. Total Minneapolis. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
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1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.
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Get the Minnesota snort and blow mug.1. One of the 51 one state of the USA. Abreviated MN.
2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"
2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"
by KWJOHNSON February 19, 2009
Get the Minnesota mug.The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
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Mike: "Not only is Jimmy Carter from St. Paul, he weighs 2 stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."
by Mel Miller August 21, 2008
Get the Minnesota Stone mug.A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!
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