Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.

you such a Michael

by saint no.1 May 14, 2018