Butt Mask

The act of taking your face and putting it between someone else's butt cheek is called a Butt Mask. This is normally followed by shaking the cheeks against your face.

I would spend a million dollars to use Olivia Munn's ass as a Butt Mask!!

by the2ndflood August 27, 2008

Mask

There are businesses big enough to thrive without customers that dont wear masks. There are also national chains that have suffered during the pandemic from all the lost customers. Most businesses have as much need of their customers spending as their customers have need of the goods and services the company/business provides. The idea is the king/queen has as much (or as little) need of his/her subjects as they have of their king/queen, and the king/queen/Pope was never the only one with the power to cut heads off, even if it's mostly the king/queen/Pope giving out all the orders.

The king/queen/Pope can live by his/her own mask policy, and everybody else can live by their own policy.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

The Sleep Mask

Take erotic-asphyxiation to another level with this airhole hat trick. Straddle your lady friend's face with your asshole on her forehead, force one of your testicles into each of her nostrils and your cock down her throat, and proceed to plunger her face till she passes out or you nut. Extra points for filling her throat with enough cum to spurt out her nostrils and coat your balls from the inside of her nose.

Dude, my girl was tossin and turnin' last night so I put the sleep mask on her...she tapped out in 30 seconds!

by johnlouisjones February 26, 2009

German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.

Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.

by J@$0n May 14, 2011

chocolate bandit mask

A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.

Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask

by CHocolate kingman October 22, 2015

African Voodoo Mask

When two people paint each others face with thier partners shit. Can also be done to ones self. Peanuts optional

That bitch gave me a helluva African Voodoo Mask

by Mike Ootch December 13, 2006

Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021