Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin

"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"

by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

history lizard

Dinosaur

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.

by Smaughlin August 28, 2021

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

ditch lizard

a greasy slimey person

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.

by Farsiite April 19, 2016