Lansing Landslide

When you put dirt in a chic's pussy and fuck her until your and her cum and fluids make it into mud.

I gave my bitch a Lansing Landslide last night, it looked like shit, but it felt so good.

by BGTV October 9, 2017

night lanes

When students at TBS get back to their rooms after the field and drink beer together in a dark shower while waiting to get released.

Fuck! That 10 mile hike sucked! I can’t wait to get back to the barracks and start night lanes!

by Dick Chiblets May 30, 2018

Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.

Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.

by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019

Stephen lang

An unknown person,shy and quiet but also outgoing and loud. He has times where hes sad but later happy. Bipolar mixed personalities (not a ynw melly joke). A different person.

Did you notice stephen?
Stephen who
Lang
Stephen lang has alot of secrets

by Longdickinyointestines😈 July 13, 2019

California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019