llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

Llamazilla

Sometime in the 70 million BCs, a tyrannosaurus was trapped in ice and was dragged to sea. It somehow evolved in the sea, not to be a sea monster, but rather a giant fire breathing llama.
During llamageddon , or the alpacalypse, it will rise from the seas and destroy the nearest city. When its destruction ends, the world will reach a new age, with llamas and alpacas as the leaders of the world, and humans extinct.

“Godzilla vs Llamazilla, who would win?”
“I think it’s pretty obvious! Llamazilla.”

by Llamataur August 10, 2019

Llama God

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.

I am definitely a Llama God.

by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020

llama

a spanish speaking “teacher” who is single forever while hitting on mr arthur

I have class with llama.

by drofthedre January 25, 2020

Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Llama

A person who you compliment but says something derogatory about themselves in response.

I was telling this girl how wonderful she is then she turned into a total llama.

by Scottontherocks July 27, 2020

Llama

A llama is a person whom you compliment and they reply by being derogatory towards themselves.

I was telling this girl how awesome she was and then she was a total llama.

by Scottontherocks July 27, 2020