Knacks Guy

An Absolute Shmuck

Oliver, you are some knacks guy

by skyboxskybox May 29, 2020

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009

fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

Knocker

A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person

I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

ghetto knock

when you knock on the door a certain way so they know its not the cops. the knock sounds like: dun,da,dun,dun(fast) DUN, DUN (slow). it was originially a theme song for a super hero i think. it's got a nice rhythm to it though.

I don't think people really call it the ghetto knock, they just do it out of habit.

by caitlin March 1, 2005

Lempe Knockout

When a male jacks off to a porno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of ejaculation turns around and squirts cum into the females eye

Johey was in his room during his "Private Time" when Claire walked in Johey was scared an accidently performed a Lempe Knockout on Claire.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.

by Hey Tits Imeanwut December 16, 2008

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005