Kiddus

A dumbfuck who thinks he cool, and uses a joke he found funny way too often. He never ceases to ever shut the fuck, they are also very fucking annoying little pricks who always talk about dicks and other gay shit. If you ever see one run because, a Kiddus is a bitch.

Kiddus:Ha, I fucked your mom
Boy: The fuck are you twelve
Kiddus: No, i'm 16
Boy: Well shut up you, dumbfuck.

by Deadbloodninja November 20, 2018

Kiddy Pool

When in the missionary position, before one releases in his lady he pulls out to release on her stomach and his little swimmers pool up in her belly button.

“Did you wear a jimmy? No I gave her a kiddy pool.”

by Mynameisjames December 4, 2018

Kiddy Trash

A form of media that is designed to attract the attention of children, that lacks any quality, depth and imagination.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.

Friend- "You know Fortnite?"
You- "Yeh"
Friend- "Don't bother playing it, its kiddy trash

by Console Pleb2 January 5, 2019

Kiddo

I invented the word kiddo 😂

-welp.209

Kiddo stop trying

by Erik the FUCKboy February 20, 2019

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

kiddywop

What you call a young, misbehaving kid that likes too joke around a lot. Generally between the ages of 3 and 8 y/o.

Person 1: "This kid keeps hitting me, and running off and laughing"

Person 2: "Same has happened to me, I now refer to them as kiddywops"

Person 1: "Oh ok, ill do the same next time"

by annooyymoussAlbin April 25, 2019

kiddimausi

On of mother earths most interesting creations. It may only exist in a cat-friendly area.

A kiddimausi likes food and music. And has no DJ-abilites whatsoever.

I spotted a kiddimausi.

by Kiddimauso May 28, 2019