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A dumbfuck who thinks he cool, and uses a joke he found funny way too often. He never ceases to ever shut the fuck, they are also very fucking annoying little pricks who always talk about dicks and other gay shit. If you ever see one run because, a Kiddus is a bitch.
Kiddus:Ha, I fucked your mom
Boy: The fuck are you twelve
Kiddus: No, i'm 16
Boy: Well shut up you, dumbfuck.
Kiddus by Deadbloodninja November 20, 2018

Hip with the Kiddos 

A term used by members of the younger generation to describe someone as in-touch or trendy.

Also can be used by an older person to describe themselves, though usually incorrectly.
My teacher tries to be hip with the kiddos, but nobody ever gets his 80s romcom references.
Hip with the Kiddos by Emery.0 October 2, 2018
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Kiddush club

a slang term applied to an informal group of Jewish adults who congregate during the Sabbath prayer services to make kiddush over wine or liquor, and socialize. Traditionally it has been a male-bonding experience.
JEW 1: "ready for Kiddush Club?"
JEW 2: "Yaakoff, get the Henny, yeshiva, reveal your garments at once!"
Kiddush club by PieCrustEater May 15, 2020
Super hot, super cut, unbelievably hot and funny fun to hang out with everybody knows him, is a good friend very popular nobody can live without and also very intellegent born great, is great the girls just want to jump on him.
Oh my God Kidus is here:0 ;) :)
Kidus by uarechicken April 23, 2013
To fill up a glass to the max, therefore grounding the cup and and not enabling the drinker to carry it from place to place.

Comes from the Jewish tradition, where the blessing wine cup needs to be completely full.
Josh: Hey Rita, Can you make me a cup of coffee?
Rita: Sure Sweety.
Josh: But don't do a kidush, i need to take it to my office.
kidush by Tlosh February 1, 2009
kidus (BK) has itchs kissing the ground he walks on he is 029 and is way to busy for these itchs @bktobusy
kidus is that nigga
kidus by bktobusy November 29, 2021

Kidus Interruptus 

When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency" to make you get dressed and go investigate.
Me and Jen were just getting down to business this morning, when one of the kids started knocking on our bedroom door saying the kitchen was on fire. Serious kidus interruptus!
Kidus Interruptus by thevideodog February 21, 2009
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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