Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin

A hoe

He's such a kevin >:((

by sevenseventhreetwoohtwo February 24, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

The kid in your class was such a Kevin

by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022

Kevin

An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.

Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"

by NibberTron June 5, 2017

Kevin

They call me daddy or papi OH YEAH

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?

by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is cute and sweet as ever,he appears to have a big penis and is easy to fall in love with.

Kevin is known to be great in bed.

by DylanDaKidnn July 5, 2018

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019