jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit

Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!

by 870 boys November 21, 2013

jewish foam

A Jewish man or woman's bodily excitement.

"That shiksa gives me the Jewish foam."

by Benneann April 10, 2015

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD July 16, 2016

Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.

Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.

by Cooper123 July 9, 2016

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016