Jacob 

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!

Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion

Jacob by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

Jacob by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

Jacob 

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

Jacob by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.

Jacob is kinda cool

Jacob by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

Jacob 

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

Jacob by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a simple man. He is also known for his very good math skills and gets begged by a kid name Isiah to help him with the simple mathematical problems. Jacob is also a guy and known for the name "that one guy".

Jacob is and always be "that one guy"

Jacob by Faker than a unicorn November 13, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

Jacob by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018